Welcome Enidd, to San Franciso
Third Person Singular
"Enidd is a Brit (bloggedy friend of my mUm and little sis) who’s recently completed her two year sentence in Molvania, land of cold, corruption and pork with cheese. She’s moved with the man to the Mission district of San Francisco.
Obligatory health warning: if you’re American and you can’t take a bit of good-natured ribbing about your country and how weird it is, then move along swiftly please."
Since I am not American, having Enidd in town is going to be a bit of a giggle. Welcome to San Francisco, Enidd...